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The Cabinet of President John Dramani Mahama consists of the ministers of state appointed by Ghanaian President John Mahama during his second term in office. The cabinet takes responsibility for making key government decisions in Ghana following the 2024 Ghanaian general elections. The president announced his cabinet in February 2025.
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