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{"type":"standard","title":"Alien Autopsy (1995 film)","displaytitle":"Alien Autopsy (1995 film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1934156","titles":{"canonical":"Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)","normalized":"Alien Autopsy (1995 film)","display":"Alien Autopsy (1995 film)"},"pageid":84462,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Alien_Autopsy_Fact_or_Fiction_vhs_cover.jpg","width":233,"height":428},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Alien_Autopsy_Fact_or_Fiction_vhs_cover.jpg","width":233,"height":428},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287375037","tid":"c77c7d44-2214-11f0-a6bd-93a65785d48f","timestamp":"2025-04-25T20:35:09Z","description":"1995 television film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alien_Autopsy_(1995_film)"}},"extract":"Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is a 1995 pseudo-documentary containing grainy black and white footage of a hoaxed alien autopsy. In 1995, film purporting to show an alien autopsy conducted shortly after the Roswell incident was released by British entrepreneur Ray Santilli. The footage aired on television networks around the world. Fox television broadcast the purported autopsy, hosted by Jonathan Frakes, on August 28, 1995, under the title Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction, and re-broadcast it twice, each time to higher ratings. The footage was also broadcast on UK's Channel 4, and repackaged for the home video market. The program was an overnight sensation, with Time magazine declaring that the film had sparked a debate \"with an intensity not lavished on any home movie since the Zapruder film\".","extract_html":"
Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is a 1995 pseudo-documentary containing grainy black and white footage of a hoaxed alien autopsy. In 1995, film purporting to show an alien autopsy conducted shortly after the Roswell incident was released by British entrepreneur Ray Santilli. The footage aired on television networks around the world. Fox television broadcast the purported autopsy, hosted by Jonathan Frakes, on August 28, 1995, under the title Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction, and re-broadcast it twice, each time to higher ratings. The footage was also broadcast on UK's Channel 4, and repackaged for the home video market. The program was an overnight sensation, with Time magazine declaring that the film had sparked a debate \"with an intensity not lavished on any home movie since the Zapruder film\".
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