{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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