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The 2019 B&L Transport 170 is a NASCAR Xfinity Series race held on August 10, 2019, at Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington, Ohio. Contested over 75 laps on the 2.26-mile (3.64Â km) road course, it was the 21st race of the 2019 NASCAR Xfinity Series season.
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